“THE DEAR HARRY LETTERS”

Dear Harry,

I’m confused.  Whenever I sell a stock it  goes up!  Whenever I buy, it drops!  Is somebody trying to tell me something?

Dear Confused,

You‘re not alone. Your solution is simple—sell “short”; if that doesn’t work, buy bonds!  If that doesn’t work, buy a gun! If that doesn’t work, next time write to Dear Abby.

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Dear Harry,

When is the best time to buy  bargains!

Dear Bargain  Hunter,

December 26^th —Stupid!

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Dear Harry

I want to invest for my niece’s future. Where do you see the stock market in five years?

 

Dear Aunt-ticipator,

If not on Wall Street,  surely on the Internet.

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Dear Harry,

I hear there’s big bucks in the commodity markets, but big risks too.  I’m itching to get on track.  You know---learn the tricks!  Do you know  a safe way?

Dear Itchy,

You're on the right track—Safeway, Publics, Winn-Dixie, they’re all OK.  My rules are simple—comparison shop and  check prices; never shop when you’re hungry; buy cheap and only what you can eat; don’t  put all your eggs in one basket and don’t  pack fruit with can goods. Sampling is OK, but I don’t condone undergarment- harnessed shoplifting! And happy marketing!

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